The Little Caption

No matter how hard he tries, he is still bat shit crazy to me.

No matter how hard he tries, he is still bat shit crazy to me.

 

We all know who Ted Cruz is by now, if you didn’t, he is that other crazy bastard from Texas who wants to be President. He says more selfish, back wards, not coalition building stuff than any other candidate (including Rand Paul). He has a huge base with he Tea Party crowd (a majority of which is comprised on no educated southern Caucasians), but other than that he is a dog and pony show who has no real intention of winning a national election or even a single primary state.

Hit-men softball gang

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Wanted LJ Galvan for assisting in the brutal beating

of Team Atlanta in the finals.

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Wanted Rick P. for the aiding and abetting the massacre that took place in Panama City two summers ago.

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Wanted Chris H. for slaughtering the ball over 15 times in 10 games!

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Wanted Dalton H. for giving hope to opposing teams, that they can hit it in his direction and get on base.

  • 6For a more clearer version of the connections please refer to poster board here> This assignment is suspect. The crime this team and the captains are:
  • killing peoples dreams
  • slaughtering a round ball
  • giving hope to opponents and ripping it away from them
  • and massacring entire squads of men

Love at first shot

Here is a pic of two french children exchanging their first gift to each other. Around this time they begin to play a game that they can only say “game” too. Meaning they have to say yes I am game to do that. Essentially it is truth or dare with out the truth. As they grow into their twenties they continue this game they started with each other as children, one time he dared her not to come around for a year, and once she dared him to not come around for ten. They both did it. After spending years apart from the person they truly love they come back together (second photo) and decide they do not ever want to go a day with out seeing each other again (just like when they were school children).

 

 

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Summarize a Film You Have Never Seen Before

After seeing the trailer to this particular movie, I figured I pretty much summed up the gist of it and there was no reason for me to watch it.

The trailer starts with a slightly geeky but attractive female bumbling here way through the scene and catching the eye of a seemingly interested guy in a suit. Next clip is of them making out, to some non conventional ways of showing their feelings towards each other etc. The trailer ends with an elevator door closing as they frown at each other.

Some movies clips you see and you already know what is going to happened/happened. This was one of them. I knew there would not be much of a storyline or twists and turns. This was no Martin Scorsese film by no means.

This is what I figured happened:

-A seemingly odd girl meets a guy out of her league and falls for him.

-He falls for her.

-It doesn’t work out.

 

LJ